Trinity Cocktail

Music Sample file: Trinity.mp3 (258 kb)

A new day’s dawned, a sight to see! No more co-counseling or therapy
My mid-life crisis has been licked, my unit is ready and my hair is thick
A new cocktail I made myself from my medicine cabinet shelf
I’ve have cured what’s ailing me. Better living through chemistry

Cho.
    My Trinity Cocktail does the trick.
    My unit is ready and my hair is thick.
    The middle aged way to get my kicks:
    It’s a Prosac, Viagra, and Rogaine mix.

Mature enough to be the Father, Virile enough to be the Son
Not really a Holy Ghost, Much more like a wicked one
The Trinity Cocktail’s what I call it, from my mighty medicine shelf
A force of nature in my pocket A miracle man like Christ himself

Cho.

Please don’t crowd me! Get it line! Magnanimously I’ll spare some time.
But take a number if you want to be sure
Of my autograph at the back stage door
Check me out, I’m back on stage competing with kids 1/3^rd my age
Bring on Fiona! I’ll show her some tricks
With my Prosac, Viagra, and Rogaine mix.
(© c.g.cooper)

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